Student
Height of Innocence
Kid (on phone): Madam, My son will not come to school today !
.
Madam: Who are you?
.
Kid: My Papa Speaking !!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 512 views
Similar Jokes
Ajooj Majooj
Yes Sir
Zakoota
Yes Sir
Darakoola
Yes Sir
Iblees
Yes Sir
.
.
.
.
Zardari
!
!
!
!
!
Sir Wo Pakistan lootney giya hua hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)
.
.
.
Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P
Bari tezz hy tu? =D
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Santa k truck k peechay likha tha
"chota parivar sukhi parivar"
Or uske nechay
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko KHUJLI Karte Dekh Raha Tha
Aadmi Ne Use Bula K Pucha-KHUJLI H Kya
Waiter-SAAB, Agar Menu Me Likhi H To Zarur Milega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Larka larki se :ap ki khobsurti ka kia raz hai?
Larki:lux
larka:ajeeb itafaq hai meri kamzori ka bi yahi raz hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
.
.
.
.
3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
.
.
wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Innocent Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)