Kid (on phone): Madam, My son will not come to school today !
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Madam: Who are you?
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Kid: My Papa Speaking !!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 887 views

Green,pink,yellow

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colors green. pink and yellow. The English man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The Desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Egyptian mummy

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

College righting

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the
new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.
"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest
Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua
Hemingway. No relation."
The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway
a writer, also?"
"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Son: dady 'POLITICS' Kya h

Son: dady 'POLITICS' Kya h?

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Dad-Teri MAA Ghar Chalati He Use "SARKAR" Manlo,

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Me Kamata Hu Mujhe "KARMCHARI" Manlo.

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Kamwali Kam Karti He Use "MAZDUR" Manlo

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Tum Desh Ki Janta.

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Chote Bhai Ko Desh Ka "BHAVISHYA" Manlo.

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Son:- Ab mujhe politics samajh me aa gayi dady...

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Kal Raat Mene Dekha Ki "KARMCHARI MAZDUR K Sath Kitchen Mein bharastachar kar Raha Tha.

SARKAR So Rahi Thi,

JANTA chup chap dekh rhi Thi or

DESH KA BHAVISHYA RO RAHA THA.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)