Tujhe swimming aati hai

Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.
Lalu : No.

Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.

Lalu : Tuje aati hai ? Bush : Haan

Lalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1005 views
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