On A Romantic Day Sardar’s Girlfriend Asks Him Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring

Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views

pathan service shoes ke dukan par

pathan service shoes ke dukan par

Bari guarantee daindey o

jutti ne tay 2 din v nai kaddy

dukandar: huwa kay hai

pathan: Masjid vichon chukki gai ey.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

choti choticheezein

Santa: Zindagi mein bahut si aisi choti choti
cheezein hain jo bahut bada dard de jati hain
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: agar yakin na ho to alpin per baith kar
dekh.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The school teacher was taking

Basic Maths

The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths She said to little Johnny If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

No Johnny explained the teacher That~s not the right answer Listen If I give you two apples then I add another two apples and another two apples after that how many have you got?

Six replied Johnny

That~s right said the teacher So let~s try again If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

Seven! wailed the teacher How do you get seven?

Because I~ve already got one rabbit at home..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girl Changes, Boy Not

One Day A Boy Sat With One Girl, Next Day With Another Girl, Third Day With Another Girl, We Can Learn A Moral From This, Girls Changes, Boy Will Not.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I have a confession

I have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard for me to 4getU.Every time u appear in my Dreamz,nI find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)