Girl Ask Sardarji:
“Will U Marry Me”

Sardar Ji Replied:
No !!
Mai Shadi Sirf Apne Relatives Mai Kere Ga
Mama Ne Papa Se Ki Thi
Bhayya Ne Bhabhi Se Ki
Aur Mai Apni Biwi Se Karon Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views

Class Mein Nayi Aayi

Class Mein Nayi Aayi Teacher Sab Bachhon Se Unke Baare Mein Sawal Kar Rahi Thi.

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Puchha.

Teacher: “Tumhare Parents Kya Karte Hai?”

Pappu: “Madam Ji Pata Nahi, Hum To Jaldi So Jaate Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Alphabet!

One day a kid goes to the teacher and says
KID: "Miss Can I Go To The Toilet"

TEACHER: "Yes but first you have to say the alphabet"
So He Says the alphabet.
KID: "A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o _ q r s t u v w x y z"

TEACHER: "Wheres The P"
KID: "Its Running down my leg miss"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Urdu me btao

Boy:i love you and i want to mary u.

Girl:bhai urdu me bolo mujhe angrezi nai ati

boy:kuch nai baji dua karo taliban se muzakrat kamiyab ho jaen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakad k piche phek dete
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Admi:"Lage raho,
Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi,

Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, Ladkiyo se bate
hame pasand nahi,
Yeh to aane vale bancho ki jid he mumy chahiye,
Varna shadi karna hame pasand nahi!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)