Urdu me btao
Boy:i love you and i want to mary u.
Girl:bhai urdu me bolo mujhe angrezi nai ati
boy:kuch nai baji dua karo taliban se muzakrat kamiyab ho jaen
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1325 views
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