Bus ke peche bhagte hue
Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak
aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche
bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
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