Santa: Sharab pite pite

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?

Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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Reed who?
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Kia Parents ko Maloom hy k Tum Cigrate Peete ho?
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BACHA: Dhoowan Chhorte hue,,

Mohtarma!
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