Tufani Barish Mein Raat Ko
Ek Sardar Pizza Lene Aaya

Shopkeeper: Aap Shadishuda Hai?

Sardar: Is Tufani Baarish Mein Kya Meri Maa Mujhe Bhejti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 830 views

Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Difference Between Wife And GF

GF IS BEAUTY and WIFE IS DUTY,
GF IS SPRINGROLL and WIFE IS DABBAGOL,
GF IS CHUSKI and WIFE IS RISKY,
GF IS TOOIFROOTY and WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Billi ghar pahaunch gai?

Ek sardar k ghar men billi rahti thi sardar billi se tang a kr usey kahin chor aaya, Gar aya to bili us se pehly ponch chuki thi, Sardar bili ko dobara kahin door chor k aya bili phir us sy pehly gar ponch gai, Sardar ko bohat gussa aya ab wo bili ko bohat hi zyada door chornay gya. wahan sy us ny wife ko phon kya. "bili gar ponch gai ya nahi? wife: han ponch gai hay sardar: " Us kamini se bol k mujay aa ker ly jaey men rasta bhool gya hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Log To Hadd Se Jyada Besharam Hai

Ek Baar Saare Fruits Apne-Apne Baare Mein Ek-Doosre Se Batate Hai.

Angoor: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Chaba Lete Hai”

Seb: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Cheel Kar Khate Hai”

Kela: “Log Itne Besharam Hote Hai Mujhe Nanga Kar Ke Khate Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Naqli note

Pthan Naqli note le kr surf lane shop pe gya.
Shopkepr:
is me Quaid-e-Azam k sr pe Topi nhi hai.
Pthan:
wo meli ho gai hai usi k liey to surf leney aya hun.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)