break up
One Of The Best Quote,
Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP! :p
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1978 views
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O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai
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