parda tu hosh walaalon say kaiya jaata hai faraz.

be naqaab chaley aao hum tu nashey main hain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 806 views

MobileDEAD Ho Gya Hai

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile
DEAD Ho Gya Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan ki bv:zor se chilai aur boli Gul khan jaldi bathroom se bahir niklo

Pathan ki bv:zor se chilai aur boli Gul khan jaldi bathroom se bahir niklo Zalzala aaya hay!

Pathan: Tum usko bithao hum aata hay.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

ik admi ki bivi kho gyae

Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye.
Ram mandir mein jaakar prarthana ki.
Ram bhagwan prakat huye aur bole:
“Beta, baju mein hanumanji ke mandir hai,waha jake pukar.”
Kyoki meri bibi kho gaye thi, to unhi ne dhunde the.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)