pathan aur larai

1 Larai me Pathan ne Bullet Proof Jacket ki jaga Macher dani pehan rakhi thi..



Poocha: Q...?


Pathan bola: Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese gusse ga.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 824 views
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