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Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
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Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 848 views

Teacher: "what's the further

Teacher: "what's the further away, America or the Moon?"

Student: "America!"

Teacher: "America? Whatever gave you that idea?"

Student: "Simple, We can always see the moon from the india, but not america!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lady to waiter

Lady excuse me waiter ye samny tabel wala boy mujhe peshan kar raha hai?
Waiter:lakin wo to ap ko dekhta tak nai.
Lady:yahi to pareshani hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Santa joins as accountant

Santa joins as accountant
Wo Pen ke sath scissors bhi le jata hai pucha kyon

Santa: Mujhe Cheque bhi to Katane hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

khirki nahin khull rahi

Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Once a Sardarji was travelling

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. 

Said his wife " What's the matter?"

Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)