Bada Sa Gift Girlfriend Ke Liye
Santa Valentine Par Apne Dost Banta Se Puchhta Hai,
Santa: “Yaar Maine Apni Girl
Friend Ko Valentine’s Gift Dena Hai, Kya Doon?”
Banta: “Gold Ring De De”
Santa: “Koi Badi Cheez Bata”
Banta: “Fir M.R.F. Ka Tyre De De“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1057 views
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Ik aadmi ki 6 fingers thi.
Log usko Santa kehte the...
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Kyonki uska naam Santa tha.
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