Office Ja Rha Tha
SARDAR:
Office Ja Rha Tha.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:
See U In The Evening.
SARDAR Gusse Se:
Dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai,
Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga.”:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views
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