1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,

1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,

Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli:

Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..”
Aur aalu ka dil tod diya…

Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap khud hi dekh lo,

Aalu-Ghobi,

Aalu-Bengan,

Aalu-Shimla mirch,

Aalu-Palak,

Aalu-Matar,

Aalu-Gajar

Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..

MORAL:

MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA

MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA

TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAIN…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 531 views
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