Sardar went microsoft office for interview.
Interviewer:tell me any 4 versions of java?
Sardar:
mar java
lut java
mit java
me sadqe java

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 880 views

I lost a one rupee

Teacher : Santa and Banta!why you reached school late today?

Santa : Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and I was searching for it.

Teacher : Banta, what about you?

Banta : Madam. .., I was not able to move ….because I was hiding that coin under my feet.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Kareena ko ladka hua

Kareena ko ladka hua ekdam kala

Saif bola tu gori main gora ladka kaise kala

Kareena boli tu hot main hot jal gaya saala

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Mian Biwi mei jhagra ho raha tha

Mian Biwi mei jhagra ho raha tha. Aakhir Shohar bola:

Begum ye masla humein Larai se nahi Aqal se hal karna chahye!
Biwi:

Haan haan.!!
Ta'kay tum Jeet jao?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Can Prove Anything

Teacher: Ek Tota Haathi K Uper Betha Aur
Haathi Mar Gaya..
Prove How is This Possible.??
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Pathan:
Pehly Haathi Ka Naam Tota Rakho Aur
Totay Ka Naam Hathi,,
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Then This Is Possible.. ;-) ;-p

Pathan Can Prove Anything :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maa banne wali hoon

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.



Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)