Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa
Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa aur saurji ko BAAP samjhoTodhi der baad door bell bajati hai uss ka sohar aata hai
Saas: Bahu se kon hai?Bahu: Maa BHAI SAHIB aaye hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 882 views
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1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha
1 Police wala hanste hue
Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rhe ho?
Bacha
Police me bharti krwane.
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Ek pathan English ke paper mai fail ho gaya, kiyu ke us ne translations mai likha:
1. Mai aam aadmi nahi hun.
I am not a mango man.
2. Sarda aur garma fruits hain.
Colda aur hota are fruits.
3. Mujhe bhi English aati hai.
English comes to me also.
4. Do aur do barabar chaar.
Give and give equals to four.
5. Mera ta’aluq Hari Pur Hazara se hai.
I belong to Green Pur Thousanda.
6. Sarak par goliyan chal rahi hain.
Tablets are walking on the road
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BUT
if u marry two girlz they will fight for u..
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Y R U Late..?
All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!
Student :
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Sher To Akela Ata Hai...
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Husband Before Operation: Suno agar operation mein mujhe kuch hua to tum us doctor se hi shaadi kar lena.
Wife: Aap aise kyu bol rahe ho ?
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Molvi Sahab Was Online
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Aadmi: Molvi Sahab Kal
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Pi Aur Jab Main Ny Usse
Maara Tou Us Ny Meri
Shirt Phaar Di..
Molvi: LOlz(Laugh Out Loud)
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Pandit: Pehle wale se shadi hogi or dusra khushnaseeb hoga.
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A Man Jumped In Water & Didn't Come Out..
Another Man Jumped In & Didn't Come Out..
A Sardar Watching From A Distance Concluded That.
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