Police Officer Bachey Se:Beta Kia Tumhare Abu “Al Qaida” Me Hain?
Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi! Per Main
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“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1081 views

mazaq ki had

Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND Pagal kahe gussa na hona

Jahil kahe to b cool rahna

Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to rakh k chamat marna

Q k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Murghi ko Kaway se pyar ho geya,

1 Murghi ko Kaway se pyar ho geya,

jb Murghay ko pta chala tou wo murghi k pas gaya r bola k muj my kia kami hai?smart hon kaway sy ziyada khobsurat hon tmhari bradari ka hon?

Murghi: Me tmhary jezbat ki qadar krti hon,lakin wo air force my hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hakeem

Ek Pehalwan Tha
Uski Aik Taang Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha Taang Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Phail Gaya Ha. Thoray Dino Baad Dosri B Neeli Ho Gai

To Hakeem Nay Kaha K
Dosri B Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Kafi Phail Gaya Hai
Plastic Ki Tangain Laga De Gaen.
Thoray Din Baad Plastic Ki Taangain B Neeli Ho Gain To Hakeem Nay Kaha Tumhari Bemari Samajh Aa Gai Ha, Tumhari Dhoti Ka Rang Utarta Ha. Baaqi Sab Theek Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Modren students

Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked
first in class.
What about you?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed
suicide..!
What about you?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Meri Patni 9 Ghante Se Khamosh Hai

Raman: Meri Patni 9 Ghante Se Khamosh Hai
Dr: To Mere Paas Kyo Aaye Ho, World Record Walo Ke Paas Jao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)