Koi Bat Nahi Behan!
Ek Pathan Phone Karta Hay
To Awaz Ati Hay: Is Call K Liye Apka Balance Naa Kafi Hy
Pathan: Koi Bat Nahi Behan!
Tum Hum Se Bat Käro Itnä Hi Käfi Hay
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