Santa Ke Ghar Aag Lagne Par Uski Patni Ki Kuch Body Jal Gayi.

Santa Usko Shehar Ke Mashoor
Sergion Ke Paas Le Gaya
Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Plastic

Surgery Karvane Mein Kitna Kharcha Aayega?”

Doctor: “5 Lakh Aayega Aur Dawaaiyo Ka Alag Se”

Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Doctor Sahab, Aur Agar Plastic Hum De To?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1092 views

Superhit Facebook Drama

Ek rich ladki ne signal pr khde bhikari se kaha

Arey maine apko kahi dekha h
Bhikari bola

Memsaab we are friends on FACEBOOK

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Chance Do

Mureed:
Baba Jee
Agar Main Nazrana Doon
To Guarantee Hai K Mera Bacha Ho Ga.

BABA:
Nazrane Ki Jagah Agar
1 Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

MQM

Tumhari *Namaz… *Roza… Aur… *Qurbani… Sirf aur sirf…! *ALLAH* Ke liye hein… Magar Yaad rakho…! Khaal sirf aur sirf *=MQM=* ke liye hai…

by Hassan Ali (few years ago!)

Ek Student

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish Mujhe jala dena ya
dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, mein
tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabrpar girls
hostel bana dena!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Man Is Almost About To Die

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."

His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)