Paisa Bachao Paisa, Santa Ke Idea Se
Santa Ke Ghar Aag Lagne Par Uski Patni Ki Kuch Body Jal Gayi.
Santa Usko Shehar Ke Mashoor
Sergion Ke Paas Le Gaya
Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Plastic
Surgery Karvane Mein Kitna Kharcha Aayega?”
Doctor: “5 Lakh Aayega Aur Dawaaiyo Ka Alag Se”
Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Doctor Sahab, Aur Agar Plastic Hum De To?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1072 views
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