Mein To Subah 8 Baje Utthta Hoon

Police:
Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje
Phansi Di Jayegi

Sardar: HA HA HA!

Police: Kyo Hass Rahe Ho?

Sardar: Mein To Subah 8 Baje Utthta Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views
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