After robbing d Bank
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me
robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 848 views
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