mazahiya sms
Dil ko jlane se kya Faida anso Bhane Se kya Faida
Jb usne Hmen choor kr kisi aur ka Hath tham Lia
Ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane se kya Faida… ;->
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 892 views
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