Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai
Auto Wala:
Saab!30 Rupee Hue
Sardar:
Le 15 Rupee
Auto Wala:
Saab,Ye To Baimani He
Sardar:
Abe Baimani Kaisi?
Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai
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