Teacher : Sabaq Parh Sadaqat ka
Teacher : Sabaq Parh Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka..
Sardar : Lo, kar lo gal,
Apna Yaad nai honda tay hun inna 3naa da vi yaad kariye,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views
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