Teacher : Sabaq Parh Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka..

Sardar : Lo, kar lo gal,

Apna Yaad nai honda tay hun inna 3naa da vi yaad kariye,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 865 views

Kal mere khuab main ek

Husband: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, Wah! kya larki thi.

Wife: Akeli he aai hogi?
Shohar: Tumko kese pata:

Wife: Uska husband mere khuab main aaya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aasman se farishte aate hain

Lady teacher: Aasman se farishte aate hain

Or apko chotay chotay Behan Bhai gift kerte hain.

A kid 2 his felow:Kya khyal hai Miss ko “3 idiots” na dikha dain

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A Man Is Almost About To Die

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."

His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Obama:Tujhe swiming ati h?

Obama:Tujhe swiming ati h?
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Lalu:Na!
Obama:Tere se to kutta acha h jo swim kr
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Lalu:Tumko ata Hai?
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Obama:Ya! Lalu:Sasura fir tohre aur kutte me frk kya h...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Political Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

"Isn`t it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window as though he hadn`t hear the question.

"Isn`t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)