Sardar 2 sardar
Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?
2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 842 views
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Teacher:
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Sardar:
The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
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Santa Ne Ek Naya Kamaal Kiya…
Wo BANK me jaaker so gaya
Puchho kyun?
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Usne board par Bank ka advertisement padha.. ki
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Pyar howa,
ikrar howa hai
pyar se pher kiun darta hai dil?
Q na darray dil,
pyar say barhta hai sirf mobile aur restaurant ka bill
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