Manager: what is your qualification?
Santa:- Sir, i am PHD.
Manager:(Shocked) what do u mean by PHD?
Santa:- Sir Passed Highschool with Difficulty...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 683 views

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height
Nahi Badegi
,Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Modern Bezzati

Modern Bezzati..
Boy to Girl: I love u & want 2
marry u.
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Girl: Apni Shakal dekhi hai ?
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Boy: Bekar hai tabi to tere pass aaya hu.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kal Fir ek Ladki

Kal Fir ek Ladki Nazar Aa Gayi,

Jiski Pehli Baar Me Surat Dil Ko Bha Gayi,

Le Gaya Dinner Pe Jo Use

Bhookhi 2000 Ka Khana Akeli Kha Gayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dimagh Kitne Ka Hai

Ek Aadmi Dimagh Kharidne Market Gya
Admi:Dimagh Kitne Ka Hai?
Shopkepar: Angraiz Ka Rs.50 Mahajir Ka Rs.100
Baloch Ka Rs.150
Punjabi Ka Rs.200
Sindhi Ka Rs.250
Aur PATHAN Ka Rs.500
Aadmi: Hairat Se Yar Pathan Ka Itna Mehanga Kyu?
Shopkepar: Bhai 500 Khopriyan Toro To Sala 1 May Se Dimagh Nikalta Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Talking Cow

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning.

When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.

"Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer.

The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer.

"Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)