Santa te Banta kisi da afsos karan gaye.

Santa te Banta kisi da afsos karan gaye.

Ik kudi Bante de gal lag ke ron lag payi.

Santa to girl: Idhar aao ji, eh mere vi ohi lagde c jo Bante de lagde c.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 886 views
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