Bijli Bnd krne ki Niyat
WAPDA MAN :
Bijli Bnd krne ki Niyat:-
Niyat Krtà Höön Me
2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki
Wasté Hukömàt K
Zülm Ghréb Awàm Pr
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf
“AY LO GAI”.
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