Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,

Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya,
Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi,
Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola
Kuttay,Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi,
Sardar Bola,

Me Na Socha Surprise Don Ga…;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1014 views

Nargis to Shaitan

Nargis to Shaitan:Main ik Masoom tay shareef larki aan...Shaitan:Jan day NARGIS baji; hun tu apni ho k enj tay zaleel na kr.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Woman`s Ears

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman`s ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man`s or a woman`s."

"You`re wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

arguing

A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion,

Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 Khargosh 1 Lohaar Ko Tang Krta Tha

1 Khargosh 1 Lohaar Ko Tang Krta Tha

Roz Lohaar Ki Dukan P Jata Or Kehta:
GAJAR Hai?

Lohaar Inkar Kar Deta.

1 Din Lohaar Ko Ghussa Aya
Aur Us Ne Khargosh K Dant Torr Diye.

Phir

Phir Kya…

Agley Din
Khargosh Aya
Aur Bola:

GAJAR KA JUICE HAI

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Memon Toothbrush Dena

Memon : Toothbrush Dena

Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar : Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho

Memon : Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)