For all married friends
For all married friends----------Wife calls mom:'He fought wid me again. I am coming to u.' Mom:'No darling, he needs to pay 4 his mistake, I am coming.' ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 868 views
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Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari
Dono me fark batao?
STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Girl in a book shop: Do u have the book named ”Girls r very Intelligent”?
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Salesman: “The comedy section is on the Left side..”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik shohar apni beghum ko hr bat per danta krta tha ,jab wo boil anda lati to bolta aamlet kyun nhi banaya or jb aamlet bana kr lati to phr bi dant ta ke boil kyun nhi kya, aik din beghum do ande aik biol or aik aamlet bana kr lai ,shohar phr bi guse me lal ho kr bola beghum ap ko samjh nhi ata k kon sa anda boil or kon sa aamlet banana he
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Railway station
Railway station par bethe aik mosafar ne railway ke afsor se kaha
agar tamam garian late hain to is bare se time table ka kya faida jo aap ne latkaya hoa hay?”
police officer pehle hi guse main tha or bola.
“agar tamam garian waqt par ane lagi to phir kaho ge is bare se waiting room ka kya faida.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:
Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do
papa: khud le lo.
BOY: plz de do na
Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.
Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
PAPPU: I is…
TEACHER: No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”
PAPPU: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 poltry farm ka manager dousray poltry farm vaalon k haan gia,
vahan ja k daikha k dusray poltry farm valon ki 75% murghian 2 , 2 anday deti hain.
Manager apne poltry farm vapis aaya,
danda(stick) utha lia or announce kia jo murghi aaj se 2 anday nahi degi,uski dhulai hua kre gi.
Sab murghion ny dar k maaray
2 , 2 anday diae,par 1 ny 1 hi anda dia,
manager ny us se poucha,baqi sb ny 2 , 2 diae,tum ny 1 q dia?
Us ny javab dia: shukr karo ma ny 1 anda de dia hai,ma murgha houn.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
1girl kissed a small boy. .
Girl-oh sorry. . !! Tumare gal pe lipstick lag gayi. .
Boy-kuch accha karne se agar daAg lagte he. . Toh daag acche he. . ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?
Banta:
Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.
Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?
Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hum DIL men soch rhe thy k Aap ko kia kahain?
Bewafa
Khud gharz
Kanjoos
Bevakuf
ya
Phir
PAGAL?
Achanak
ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.
SUB KEH DO.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)