Suraksha Week

EK Baar Pinku aur uski puri family car mein ja rahi
thi... Tabhi Police ne car ko roka aur bola: Ye suraksha
week hai. Aap seat belt pahenkar car chala rahe ho
isliye aapko Rs 2500 ka inaam diya jaata hai. Aap is inaam
ka kya karoge? Pinku: Main isse apna driving license banwaoonga. Tabhi uski maa boli: Iski baat ka yakeen mat
karo

Daaru peekar kuch bhi bolta hai. Uske papa neend se jaage
aur police ko dekhke
bole: Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car mein hum zyada
door nahin ja payenge....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 818 views
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