Bhikari 2 A Lady Sitting

Bhikari 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK “Hi Darling!
So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun”

Lady: How Dare U?

Bhikari: Then What R U Doing On My BED..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views
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