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Aik bewakoof ne apne dost se kaha : Main ne aaj railway walon ko bohat dhoka dia hai. Dost : acha woh kese ? Bewakoof : woh aise ke main ne wapsi ka tiket to khareed lea hai magar wapis geya hi nahin...
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 740 views
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Teacher:
What Is The Difference
Between Orange & Apple?
Sardar:
The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple:-)
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Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
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The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said,
“Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added,
“May I see that prescription I just gave you? I d like to make a little change…”
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Jailer: phansi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!
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Pani o Bijli ke ke wazir Nokar ko daante hoye.
Wazir: Tumjhe jis kaam ke lye behja jata hai, teen ghante se pehle wapis nahi ate, Tumhara masla kya hai?
Nokar: Sir, Main to aap ke hukam ka gulam hoon, aap he ne farmaya tha, ke Bijli ki tarha kam kya karo.
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Height of Technical Thinking!
A Software Engineer Falling From The Roof Of A Building
And Shouting
F1 F1 F1, Instead Of Help, Help
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2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:
Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.
Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.
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Masjid Dhoondhny
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa aur banta ko 500 ka ek note milaa.
Santa: hum ise 50-50 karlenge
Banta: baaki 400 kaa kya karoge?
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Doctor: kiske liye chasma banana chahate ho ?
GOLU: MASTER JEE ke liye me unhe Gadha dikhaye deta hu
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Santa Banta Funny Hindi Jokes
Santa ka ghoda kho gayaa tha aur waha bahut khush tha
Banta: arey, tumhaara ghoda kho gaya hai aur tum khush ho? jyu?
Santa: main is liye khush hoo ke jab vo kho gaya to main uske saath nahi tha. hota to main bhi kho jaata na!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)