Shaadi aur mobile

Shaadi aur mobile

Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai?

Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki,

Thode din aur ruk jata to naya model mil jata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1041 views
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