tum hathory se darwazy ka

Baap: beta, tum hathory se darwazy ka cement kiun ukhar rehe ho?

beta: abu pehle tu ap mana nahin karte thy?,

baap: pehle hum karay k makan main rehte thy , abb yeh makan hum ne khareed leya hai

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