Baap: beta tum sher ke bete ho

aur wo sher main ho.

Beta: han, baba school mein teacher

bhi aisa hi kehti hy.

Baap: hairan ho kar, acha wo kya kehti hy.

Beta: wo kehti hai tum kisi janwar ki aulad ho.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1172 views

Pathan

Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya K Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chalay To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan Kam Ho Jayega.

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki: Wazan To Kam Ho Gayi Magar 1 Problm Ho Gayee.

Dr: Wat Problm.

Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar Se 1100km Door Pohanch Gya H

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Chotoo, Motoo se: teri dukan pe

Chotoo, Motoo se: teri dukan pe mitthai rkhi hai tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta.

Motoo: Yar krta to bohat hai par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu:-p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Train mein warning likhi thi

Train mein warning likhi thi:

"Bina Ticket waale Yatri Hoshiyar!"
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Golu: Wah!

Aur jo ticket lekar yatra kar rahe hai,
Wo sab saale Gadhe hai kya??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dulha Suhagrat Pe Apni Dulhan

Dulha Suhagrat Pe Apni Dulhan Ko Pyar Se Samjha Raha Tha.

Dulha: “Sabse Pyaar Se Rahna, Respect Karna, Unka Trust Jeetna, Unki Care Karna, Sach Bolna”

Dulhan Fatafat Uthi Aur Room Ka Darwaza Khol Kar Chilla Kar Boli

“Sab Andar Aa Jaao, Yahaan Satsang Ho Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Grocery Shopping

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."

He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."

The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..."

The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm Ellen."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)