Aaj To Santa Pakda Gaya
Santa Ek Bar Apni Gf Ko Milne Gaya To Uski Gf Ne Kuch Sungh Kar Kaha
Gf: “Aapne Muli Ke Paranthe Khaye Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Nahi, Main To
Sandwich Kha Ke Aya Hun”
Gf: “Dont Try To Lie, I Know Lips
Can Lie But Hips Dont Lie“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views
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