Aaj To Santa Pakda Gaya

Santa Ek Bar Apni Gf Ko Milne Gaya To Uski Gf Ne Kuch Sungh Kar Kaha

Gf: “Aapne Muli Ke Paranthe Khaye Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Nahi, Main To
Sandwich Kha Ke Aya Hun”

Gf: “Dont Try To Lie, I Know Lips

Can Lie But Hips Dont Lie“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 805 views
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Handsup,Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega..:-D

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CIRCUIT:Bhai usko bolo apun gaon mei hai.
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Teacher:”MAINE KAL SUBAH EK LADKI
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Iska Future Tense Banao. .
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Student: Hum kal Tak Wo Fassa Lenge

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Pathan shop pe ja k

Pathan shop pe ja k: aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.


Shop keeper: tmhra brtan chota hai.

Pathan: acha bakri ka de do..

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