Pathan
1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya
1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya
Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:
Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?
Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:
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