Student
Teacher: Bejli kahan sai ati hai?
Student: Maire mamo ky ghar sai
Teacher: Wo kaise??
Student: Jab bhi light Jati hai, maire abbu kahty hain "Saalon ne phir bejli band kardi"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 726 views
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