GOLU to Doctor
GOLU to Doctor:-Main SuSu Subah 6 Baje karta hu, aur Potty 7 Baje,
Doctor:-to is Me Problem kya hai.?
GOLU:-Aankh 8 Baje khulti hai...;-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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