Wife: Shadi k baad
Wife: Shadi k baad shuru may
jb main khana paka k laati thi
ap zyada mujhe khilate
or khud kam khate pr ab aesa q nahi?
?
?
Husband: Q k ab tumhe
khana pakana aagaya hai :-D
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