Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki
problem hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me
na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz.
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 dafa gas chhod chuki hu par
kisi ko pata nahi chala..
Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye" .
(1 week baad) .
Old Lady:"Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di? Meri gas
me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai" .
Doctor:"Good..! Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai Ab
hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2775 views

Paisi Bacha Ke Kya Karega Santa?

Ek Baar Santa Tailor Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Puchta Hai.
Santa: “Bhai Pent Ki Silwai Kitni Hai?”

Tailor: “Ji 150 Rupaye”
Santa: “Aur Nikar Ki Silwai?”
Tailor: “Ji 50 Rupaye”

Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Chalo Nikar Hi Seel Dena Par Lambai Pairo Tak Rakhna“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The

'Ek Chor
Ek Gangster
Aur
Ek Murderer
Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The..
Tab
Wo G....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Janu sawera ho gya jago

Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago

Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago

Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up

Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

on mothers day!

One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?

2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother:-D

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Zindagi badalti hai

Zindagi badalti hai
.
.
Classroom se Office
.
.
Books se Files
.
.
Jeans se Formal
.
.
Pocket money se Salary
.
.
Girlfriend se Wife
.
.
Lekin
.
Saale dost kbhi ni badlte
.
.
Kaminey k Kaminey rehte hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)