Santa to Pandit

Santa to Pandit – Ye aapke sir pe choti kyun?

Pandit – Ye antena hai, isse aache VICHAR aate hai,

Santa – Kamaal hai, mere sar par DISH TV hai fir bhi kuch nahi aata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 600 views
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