My 4 year old son came screaming out of the
bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in
the toilet.
So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to
my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.
He held it up and said with a charming little smile,
"We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it
fell in the toilet a few days ago

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 870 views

Punjabi's Teacher:

Punjabi's Teacher: Dekho bacho ek sundar ladki road par ja rahi hai, ise punjabi me convert karo.......

Student: Oye Kanjro O vekho
"Pataaka"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

painter pathan

Aik Pathan Apne Kamre Ko Paint Ker Raha Tha..
Us ne Sirf Chhat Ko
"White" Paint Kiya..!
Aur
Baqi Deewaron Pe Likh Diya..
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."Same As Above":

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha

DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
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Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."

DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me

4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."

2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"

3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone Du Kya????"

AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......

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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya naam hai?

Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya naam hai?

Servant: Bijli Deen
Boss: Ye kaisa naam hai?

Servant: Sir, pehle unka naam Chiraag Deen tha, lakin jab se Science ne taraki ki hai unhon ne apna naam Bijli Deen rakh lya ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A person to sardar:

A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?.
sardar: uski dump e girah laga do phans jae ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)