My 4 year old son
My 4 year old son came screaming out of the
bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in
the toilet.
So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to
my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.
He held it up and said with a charming little smile,
"We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it
fell in the toilet a few days ago
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 968 views
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