Gullu: Golu Tum Udaas Kyun Ho.
Gullu: Golu Tum Udaas Kyun Ho.
Golu: Kya Batau Gullu Maine Pitaji Ko Dictionary Kharidne Ka Bahana Banakar Paise Ke Liye Chithi Likhi Thi.Unhone Anarth Kar Diya
Gullu: Kaisa Anarth.
Funny Golu:Unhone Dictionary Hi Bhijwa Di.
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