Bhikari (Aadmi say) bhayi do ropay ka sawal hai?

Bhikari (Aadmi say) bhayi do ropay ka sawal hai?
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Bhikari: Mein aadmi ki awqaat deikh kar hi mangta hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 941 views
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