Teacher Ne Class Main Kaha

Teacher Ne Class Main Kaha, Sab Bacche Angreji Ki VarnMala Sunao, Santa Ne Khade Hokar Poocha Choti Waali Sunaun Ya Badi waali.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1106 views
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An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

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Ladkiya To Roj Nahati Hai

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Chahe bana dun

Husband:begum 1 cup chai bna do.
Wife:kia
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Beti: Ammi mera Teacher Kitna pyara hy na

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sy kyn ja rahy ho
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my name is khan dekh kar kya lesson mila?

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