CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 743 views

CROSS THE ROAD... TURKEY

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Why couldn't the Sardar

Why couldn't the Sardar write the number "eleven"?

He didn't know which "one" came first...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy: Is Your Body From McDonald

Boy: Is Your Body From McDonald . . . ?

Girl: Why, Because You’re Loving It . . . ? ;)

Boy: No, Because It’s Greasy N Fat . . . ;P ;D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: Tumhaare Aur Suman

Teacher: Tumhaare Aur Suman Ka Answers Ek Jaisa Hai. Woh Kaise?

Funny Sudhir: Kyunki Question Ek Hi Tha Na Teacher

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police officer attempts to stop a car

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)